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Ok, here is some funny jokes / tricks you can tell people.
*I learned this one today:
Ok, so there is a straight guy driving a car and a gay guy in the passenger seat and they are driving to the mall. When driving, there was a yellow light, about to turn red, the straight guy was going to slow down but the gay guy said speed up, so he did. When they straight guy looks in the mirror he saw that two cars crashed where he would have stopped, he said "how did you know?" and the gay guy said "gay people know everything." So, while they keep driving they where going to turn left, the gay guy again said to keep going straight, so they did. In the mirror again, right where they were going to turn, there was a crash. The straight guy asked again, "how did you know that?" the gay guy replied, "gay people know everything." Well the finally reached the mall and they were going up the...
** OK this is the trick to the question, snap your fingers like you don't remember the word, and wait for someone to say something like "elevator, escalator, etc." than say "see, gay people know everything." If no one says anything, keep going along with it and make more of the story up as you go, still trying to do this trick until someone says an answer and you say the punch line.**
--- Here are more jokes
Q: What is the difference between a Nazi and a gay guy?
A: 45 Degrees
** Most people will not understand this, but basically hold your arm out like a Nazi than snap your hand down at the wrist, like a gay person would do. **
I will post more when they come up, but feel free to add to the collection!!
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